Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
