Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
