If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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