Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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