i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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