i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
That reminds me...we need to get swords
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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