Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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