Do you still have your period?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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