Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize
