they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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