P.S. I can't hear my feet
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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