i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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