thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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