I bet he comes in French.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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