i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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