So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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