I cockslap morals
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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