last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize