The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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