week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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