so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
the liver wants what the liver wants
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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