What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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