Its about making memories worth repressing
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
