we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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