so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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