we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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