Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize