My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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