Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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