Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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