You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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