Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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