She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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