his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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