your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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