Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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