is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
The air was thick with penises
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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