Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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