My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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