Your mouth is God's brothel.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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