i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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