You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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