Operation Purity has been aborted
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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