There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
