Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
this boner is exhausting
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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