Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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