Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize