what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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