So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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