We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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