After last night, I could never be a politician.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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