i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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