It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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