You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
