i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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