shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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